Monkey Glue

We hear the sound of C pounding on the baby gate and we wonder to ourselves how long it will be before she is actually successful.
David (chuckling to himself): Unglued.  That's a good word.  Unglued is how I feel sometimes when I realize I can't contain them anymore. ... Staple them to the floor.
Ashley: When I feel myself coming unglued, sometime I do push-ups. It helps.
David (still smiling): I just want to duct-tape them to the wall.
Ashley: I want you to know, sometimes I feel like that too.
David: I know!  The fact that you don't come unglued all the time is a miracle to me!  I think, What does she use?  It isn't Elmer's.  It must be monkey glue to survive the monkeys!